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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
I'll do anything to lose 10 lbs... except eat healthy and work out.
It's just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name.
If I die in my sleep, you can actually say that I died doing what I loved.
It's a good job Apple isn't in charge of New Year. We'd all be expecting 2013 and get 2012S instead.
Galileo: Great mind. Einstein: Genius mind. Newton: Extraordinary mind. Bill Gates: Brilliant mind. Me: Never mind.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
I hate when people only come around when they need something.
Before Twitter we used to call this "talking to yourself."
Everything is great when you don't give a shit.
It's awkward when I have to pull someone aside and point out that my fly is open.
'Bathtub' spelled backwards is 'bathtub'. It's really not, but for a second there you believed me.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Sleepover Fact: The later it becomes, the more truth comes out.
I use Google Earth to see which yards have milkshakes.
Every night I stay up late, for no fucking reason.
Hamburger Helper is powerless if the hamburger doesn't WANT to be helped
Dear mom, when I'm on the computer I'm not hiding anything, I just don't like you right next to me.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labrador. How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat.
She said: "I got a breast reduction surgery." I heard: "I'm a selfish bitch with a weak back."
People think I’m so innocent… if only they knew what really goes through my head.
You know what’s easier than applying sunscreen? Not going outside.
I have no problem texting while driving, but I won't text while going down stairs. That shits dangerous.
i dont have a bad handwriting, i have my own font
Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
My attitude changes in 5 seconds flat. From sweetheart to bitch. So I suggest you don't test that.
If I see a tampon wrapper in the garbage of someone's bathroom, I come out and yell "Someone's on their PERIOOOD!!" in my best Oprah voice.
How to get Laid: Lay in bed. Wait an hour. Lay becomes past tense. You're welcome.
I want to wear glasses just so I can take them off and rub my eyes with my palms in exasperation when someone says something stupid.
My bed is more comfortable in the morning than it is at night.
If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I just hope they split us by the music genre.
